My husband's an artist

We have an ice column attached to our house.

An ice column is probably not the best thing to have attached to one's house.

Yesterday, it was pretty warm (say, almost 40 degrees) in town here so it seemed like a good opportunity to remove some of the ice on the walkway and perhaps to remove the ice column.

Yeah.

The ice column isn't going anywhere.

But, in messing with it, we did discover that it is basically hollow.

So, since we can't remove it, Steve decided to pour food coloring in it.

Green food coloring, because red food coloring might look too much like blood.

What can I say? My husband's an artist.

We're probably going to freak out the neighbors.